Love shares wisdom: Guest post by Laska the Love kitty

by Craig on October 5, 2011


I m Laska th luv kitee…
tuday I mayk gest post
I m seekingz awl tymz fore lite uv wizdumz fore u
an I hav for u teechingz
beecuz thingz menee I lern an u needz knowingz frum mee 

thingz I no I m tu shayringz with u

menee thingz

lyk sumtimz…

iz gud tyms fore tu sing

an sumtymz iz gud fore menee jumpings
and moovingz vary fast



an sumtimz iz gud fore tu bee slow 

lyk I am finding new thingz…

lyk this

iz bench

 

an sumtymz iz good for tu yooz bench
for tu restingz

an sumtymz I see thingz not fore lykingz


lyk not iz gud fore to leeving thingz in wrong playsez



wen dun with thingz iz best tu put things in majik sand
an buree them – fore to disapeer all by self
I hav box uf majik sand 

but mowstlee tuday I teech u fore to clime

 

lesunz importint lyk – iz gud tu luk up and bee seeingz ahed

 

…an iz gud tu holdingz tite with claws tu sum trikee branchiz
fore is eezee tu be fallingz from  them

so wen on trikee branch u shud beeingz kayreful ok?

an hiyer perspektiv tu – iz gud to havingz hiyer perspekiv

becuz hiyer perspektiv is maykingz fore tu see more thingz

an hav betur vizyun

an sumtymz branchiz iz vary far apart
an much stretching u must be havingz
iz gud to have all pawz working together
fore tu mayk menee gud stretchinz

an iz gud fore to sumtymz clymingz veree fast

but iz danjer tu

if climbingz tu fast an gettingz veree far up…
iz sumtymz hard tu remember how gettingz of thayre wuz
an iz meneee skayringz if climbinz tu far … tu fast
an not shoor uv gettingz down

an maykz fore not propur angulz
luk – heer I m hi in big gray thing with leevz
iz not gud angul for to pikchurz

that iz tayl of me…

by way I wuz tu hi up  gray thing with leevz
It wuz tu mayking of skayrz
I cawled tu kreg
he has talkingz with me
he telz best branch tu go tu next by walk arownd botum of gray thing
wen I heer voyss I luk
an evry time thayr iz next best branch fore tu climbingz down
then he moovz and cawls agen
an I luk
an is next best branch tu climbingz down
he duz menee tymz until I m knowingz myself
an I am tu be running down gray thing with leevz…

vary fast


 

I teech menee thingz
maybe u have kweschunz
u shud be fore asking me them
fore I no ansurz menee

luv, laska…

ask kweschunz in box belo

{ 22 comments… read them below or add one }

HopeUnbroken October 5, 2011 at 11:17 am

wow, craig. i think i have a headache now :-) as i often think about my dog, life would be much easier as a domestic animal. . . . that is, unless it speaks with an accent like that! oy vey. and no, no questions for the cat. . . i couldn’t bear to read the answers.
the lessons, i think, are good ones, though :-)

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Craig October 5, 2011 at 6:32 pm

Hope, the language of Laska (Laskish) gets easier to read over time. You should hear him try to talk ツ. and being a pet – I think it’s like being like a kid – lots more freedom – but lots more non-freedom too. He eats when I feed him, he goes outside when I take them for a walk. Anyway, thank you, Hope, and God bless you and keep you.

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thefisherlady October 5, 2011 at 12:26 pm

loved all the cat photos… well done… I am glad Laska has you for a bud…
blessings my friend

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Craig October 5, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Susan, we go on one walk a,day and the camera always goes with us – and he’s a pretty good poser. God bless you Susan.

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Suzy Q October 5, 2011 at 12:32 pm

I love Laska posts!
Thank you Laska :)

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Craig October 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm

i hav menee thankingz fore u Suzy Q – u r nise

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Mama Zen October 5, 2011 at 1:41 pm

This made me smile!

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Craig October 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm

i hav herd abowt yore zoo – i m hapee i mayk for smilingz for u – u r nise

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Cora October 5, 2011 at 5:22 pm

All I want to know is, what happened to your string, Laska???? I thought you and Craig were stuck together with a string, No?????? And what lesson did you learn from climbing too high in the gray thing with leaves????

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Craig October 5, 2011 at 6:37 pm

noooooooooooooooooooo stringz – nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo round thingz – jus th wun fore to be having no flees. an i lern that climing tu fast withowt thinkz iz not gud ideea – an iz gud tu hav kreg for tu leed me down frum gray thing. but alsow vu iz gud. u r nise cora – tel buster hi.

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imperfect prose October 5, 2011 at 8:56 pm

wow… awesome photos and very creative dialogue friend! bless you.

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Craig October 6, 2011 at 3:37 pm

God bless my little point-and-shoot camera – and the cat who likes to pose. Thank you for your kind words – you are always a blessing Emily. God bless you and all of yours.

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Layla Payton October 5, 2011 at 9:08 pm

I am pretty sure I’ve been on both of your blogs today, about five times each.

I luv me some Laska kitty! 😀 (The “Magic Sand” was pretty stinkin’ hilarious.)

What is Laska’s favorite place to sleep?

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Craig October 6, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Layla, you are a treasure my friend, I treasure. And now for your question. I’ll hand it over to Laska the love Kitty…

wen i m tayking of napingz with kreg he putz arm owt – i yooz for pilow, i put paws on chest of him – wen he rites i lyk pilow of kowch behind hiz hed – o an i hav a box i lyk – u r nise layla

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Dawn October 5, 2011 at 10:56 pm

Dear Laska,

You know how Craig is scared of spiders? Well, I am scared of heights. I could never never never climb up in the tree like that! I totally get it when you say

…an iz gud tu holdingz tite with claws tu sum trikee branchiz
fore is eezee tu be fallingz from them

I would need much magic sand if I had to go up that high, know what I mean?

You are brave cat!
Me and the muttlies will stay on the ground, thank you.
Dawn

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Craig October 6, 2011 at 3:42 pm

wen i wuz at top uv tree i was having skayringz – but i wuz brayve. an funee majik sand jok – iz best fore mutlies to be stayingz on grownd i think. u r nise dawn

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Debbie October 6, 2011 at 2:41 am

Dawn has me cracking up! Any questions for Laska? Do you always climb when you are out for a walk? Craig, do you ever get scared when he does?
God bless you, Laska, and your many lessons for us!

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Craig October 6, 2011 at 3:46 pm

i am climingz uv gray thingz with leevs moor then half tymz – i hart gray thingz with leevs

And do I get scared when he climbs – at first I did – especially since his claws are designed for going up – and not for coming down. But when I talked him out of the tree that one time – and he hasn’t gone so high since – no – I’m not afraid at all. Just like he has learned how to walk outside with me – and stay near me – and learned to the word no – and learned the word home – and how he overcame his fears – he’s learning how to climb really well – and get down. And this love kitty – he’s not only a lesson factory, but a smile factory. God bless you Debbie!

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Cindy October 6, 2011 at 8:13 pm

So glad I came by today Craig and Laska! I do have a question for Laska…it is from my cat Figgy (short for Figaro)…Figgy is a girl cat by the way…she wonders if Laska knows any reason why she gets mad when it is really hot out…she is mad at the heat…and she liked all Laska’s stories he shares and it seems he knows lots of things…has he heard of her problem before? Does he have any advice?

Love you guys!

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Craig October 7, 2011 at 2:36 pm

iz becuz sum hot iz nise, lyk fyrplayss, an wen sun is mayking brite spot on flore for to be lyingz down – but summerz iz sumtymz tu much hot an we hav fur kote an iz bad. i m angreez sumtymz with tu hot tu. an yes i m vary smart an no menee thingz. i am glad u hav mi advyss now. u r nise Cindy.

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Brandee Shafer October 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Laska looks so very much like our special kitty Sidda, who went to live with one of my besties this summer. I still miss her, but she has it made; I’m sure she doesn’t miss me, at all. I’m curious to know if Laska claws up furniture and eats string and tinsel?

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Craig October 7, 2011 at 2:45 pm

u hav vary pritee kat brandee – an u spel yore name gud too – iz same way for to spellingz it in Laskish! An shee misiz u tu – shee jus kant tel aneebudee cuz she iz worreez that thay are not as nise az u. shee misiz u.

an fore to clawingz up thingz – kreg givz menee thingz tu claw, an tunnilz, an postz – i onlee claw litel sumtymz bi mistakingz – an tinsel is pritee – iz gud fore tu chewingz but not eetingz. u r nise brandee.

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