Love doesn’t climb too high too fast (gest post bu laska th luv kitee ^.^)

by Craig on November 30, 2011

Kreg iz tyred…

tuday I rite gest post fore him…

this iz storee uv laska…

I m laska…

Laska tells u  eksiting storee of clymingz up big gray things with no leevz aneemore.

having clymingz vary hi in ayr.

Laska iz tree clyming katz…
Having uv big sholedurs for clymingz fast…

This day laska haz clymings fast…
like gray toyz with fuzzy taylz…
laska haz runningz up big gray thing with no leevz aneemore.

tuday i hav climingz long tym – soon is vary litel lite

I wuz moor high then anee katz ever…
laska was having see-ingz vary far…
wuz eksiting!

Kreg wuz vary far down on grownd.
He wuz fore taykingz uv menee pikcherz…
To proov how much strongz and brayvz and smatrz iz laska.

it is good fore tu hav kregz fore this.


Laska wuz having runninz vary fast up big gray thing with no leevz aneemore…
and menee jumping tu…
becuz laska is having uv sharp klaws…
so I go frum one small gray thing that growz out uf big gray thing…
to another small gray thing that growz out uf big gray thing…

lyk ezee.

Sorree sum pikcherz r blurree – iz pikcherz uv vary fast katz…

In pikterz iz getting uv dark so is awl shadoze…

An laska has clymingz tu vary nise small gray thing that growz out uf big gray thing.
Iz gud…
Iz like grownd.

Iz not lyk when small gray thingz that have growing out uf big gray thingz are lyk srayt tu ski…
Iz gud fore to have clymingz up – but not clymingz down.

Kreg sez bee kayrful…

But I m laska…laska is naym – not kayrful

All iz gud until thing maykingz fore varee manee skayrz…

Iz eksyting!

U wil come bak an reed tumoro

Come bak


tuday i shayr purrfikt proze with emily


{ 24 comments… read them below or add one }

Janae November 30, 2011 at 10:41 am

I think you must have had lots of fun writing this. ;o) And that you must love your cat very much … lucky cat!


Craig November 30, 2011 at 1:28 pm

writing in “Laskish” is no easy feat – but yes I heart it – and yes I love the love kitty a bunch – and yes he’s a lucky cat. Thank you Janae, and God bless you.


Ruthiey November 30, 2011 at 11:11 am

Oh no! Laska, I wish you would change your middle name to Kayrful! Laska the Kayrful Love Kitty… it has a nice ring… really, it does. :)


Craig November 30, 2011 at 1:32 pm

but i awlredy hav menee names
i m laska
i m luv kitee
i m lasichka (meens litel laska)
an sumtymz kreg kalz me pain in th ……..

but i m not spozed tu tel

u r nise ruthiey


Layla Payton December 1, 2011 at 12:40 am

BAHAHAHAHA @ pain in th…!!!


Craig December 1, 2011 at 3:03 pm

actually that was my mom’s nickname for me – like kreg – like laska ツ God bless you Layla!!


brian miller November 30, 2011 at 12:38 pm

haha…love these…my new kitten luvs to climb the trees too and he sits and reads with me so i am sure he appreciated this too…climb on…


Craig November 30, 2011 at 1:34 pm

you’ve got a tree climbing too? I had a thefeeling from your writing you are cat guy. The world needs more of us. God bless you and Brian, and thank you.


a soulful life November 30, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Again Laska makes me smile :)

“He wuz fore taykingz uv menee pikcherz…
To proov how much strongz and brayvz and smatrz iz laska.

it is good fore tu hav kregz fore this.”

Heeheee 😀
BTW) Thanks for commenting over at Sailing by Starlight… Yes thank you, all is fine, just very, very busy :)


Craig November 30, 2011 at 1:39 pm

I totally get the busy Suzy — totally!! And I’m glad this made you smile – that makes me smile. Thank you, and God bless you.


Katie November 30, 2011 at 1:09 pm

:) Laska – you are adorable and I can see why Craig loves you so much. Have fun and be Laska Careful Kitty please.


Craig November 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm

i m adorible an kreg duz hav menee luvingz fore me – an wate til u heer wat hapind wen laska wuz NOT kayrful – iz vary eksyting!! i rite rest uv week i think.kreg needz brayk. u r nise katie


happygirl November 30, 2011 at 1:43 pm

LOVE the kitty story in Kittyese. Thanks for the laugh. :)


Craig November 30, 2011 at 1:47 pm

we call it Laskish around here ^.^ ツ that it made you laugh – THAT makes me smile.

PS Kittyese is also a good name for the language.


Victoria Jenkins November 30, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Laska!!!!!! I’s so hapeee tu c u heer. I luvs u. I wate reed ur advinshures necktss tym.


Craig November 30, 2011 at 6:46 pm

with puter problimz and sleep problimz kreg wuz tyard so i wil rite a litel fore him fore a kuppel uv dayz – yes u luv me – i m laska – u wil lyk advenchur —- iz eksyting

u r nise victoria


Brandee Shafer November 30, 2011 at 10:39 pm

Laska, you’re a trip. You make me miss my former cat Sidda (who looks very much like you). Her new owner posted something on facebook, today, about Sidda’s making lots of noise and trying to communicate something her owner can’t understand. She asked: does anyone else have this problem? And I responded: not anymore! I crack myself up! But anyway, Laska, I’m glad you’re smart enough to come down: that Craig doesn’t have to call the fire company to get you out of those trees you like to climb.


Craig December 1, 2011 at 1:34 pm

yes – i m trip. yore formur kazt wuz handsum. u r nise an u r funee – yore katz iz not yore problim aneemoor – funy! it iz lyk kreg kalz me sumtymz – payn in the….


Linda December 1, 2011 at 8:49 am

boy, I still haven’t mastered laska reading. and some have even learned to talk it :'(… I’ll come tumoro laska!


Craig December 1, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Laskish iz hard fore huminz – if u read an unerstand u r having vary menee smartz. an yes – pleez come bak -u r nise linda


A. December 1, 2011 at 10:44 am

“lyke ezee” laska, you have the gift of being both very self-assured in your strengths and humble in your dependence upon kreg. I love it!

“But I m laska…laska is naym – not kayrful” I also heart that you know your name so well! Brandee is right…you are a trip. Just don’t trip while you are in treez, pleez! :)


Craig December 1, 2011 at 1:59 pm

yes i du hav thowse gifs – we must hav fayth in owr proteckterz – hope u have fayth in ur protekter tu – and shhhhhhhhhhhhh abowt tripz on treez – u giv away endz of storee – shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

u r nise A


imperfect prose December 1, 2011 at 12:47 pm

you have one smart cat, craig :) thanks for linking, brother.


Craig December 1, 2011 at 1:38 pm

yes, Laska does okay for himself – considering his lack of opposable thumbs ツ his only issue with you, though, Emily, is that he thinks you should rename your linky on the days that he posts. ツ God bless you and all of yours.


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